Faber and Faber, London, 1982.  ISBN 0-571-11960-3.  Thick pad soft cover, unpaginated.  Wraps show light edge and cover wear, a bit of creasing and a few scratches; binding sound.  Interior clean and unmarked with tanning pages.  Not the Nine O’Clock news was a BBC television programme.  Book includes daily humorous anecdotes, some with illustrations and others with lists, from January 1 to December 31.